How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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