People with herpes should wear stickers.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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