i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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