We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
