Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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