just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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