i already hear my dad disowning me
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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