You're so nebulous sometimes
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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