you guys were way drunker than both of me
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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