ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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