and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
