So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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