she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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