What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Randomize
