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If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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