There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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