ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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