thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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