i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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