i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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