I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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