Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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