Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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