i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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