no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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