to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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