We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I just googled if crying burns calories
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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