like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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