Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Your cock deserves a montage
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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