Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
