I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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