Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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