I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
