Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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