she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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