YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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