I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i think i have herpe
just one?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Send help, water and tortillas.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Randomize
