it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Actions speak louder than pants.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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