remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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