North Korea, Best Korea!
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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