your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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