So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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