Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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