So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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