that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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