K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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