i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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