no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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