She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize