oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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