Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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