Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
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