Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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