community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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