Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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