i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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