I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Randomize
