I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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