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You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I think your dad took our porno
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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